YOU MAY BE A HOMOSEXUAL IF...

Posted on 11/22/2011 by Daddy Will

If there's been any writer that has influenced me o write it would first and foremost have to be Fran Lebowitz. It was thirty years ago when I read her books Social Studies and Metropolitan Life that I realized there was a person out there that thought much the same way that I do. In one of her books she had a list that consisted of the ABC's of New Year's Resolutions which brought me great pleasure and still gives me a chuckle when I reread it today. I don't have the audacity to refer to this writing as a tribute or homage, I'd rather openly admit that I've stolen her format so that I may make my own humble attempts at injecting a bit of humor into the lives of my readers as they prepare for the holiday season. I truly hope you enjoy.

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THE MOST IMPORTANT MEAL OF THE DAY

Posted on 11/18/2011 by Daddy Will

Breakfast, the most important meal of the day, yet the one we are most apt to skip. Maybe we need to rethink breakfast.

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SWEET JESUS, PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!!

Posted on 11/15/2011 by Daddy Will

Allow me to apologize up front if you are in any manner offended by this article or should you perceive it as being Jesus bashing or a slam against religion, Christian or other. But be advised that if you are offended that I am not apologizing for my words or views but for my inability to communicate my true reason for writing it in the first place which is to point out the irony of contradiction and hypocrisy that we are indoctrinated with from an early age.

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WHO ARE YOU AND HOW DID YOU GET HERE?

Posted on 11/14/2011 by Daddy Will in barbara grier lgbt lgbt publishing naiad press lesbian publishing gay publishing

While I generally attempt to approach light topics, usually of a sexual nature, from a rather humorous, albeit acerbic and often cynical manner, the fact remains that I am capable of recognizing issues of a nature more profound than the proper pairing of condom and lube for a particular day. This is my tribute to the late Barbara Grier, co-founder of Naiad Press, the nation’s first publishing company devoted solely to the publication of works by, for and about Lesbians. Ms. Grier and her life partner Ms. McBride along with their business partners broke through barriers and opened doors that have helped to form who we are as LGBT people today.

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DEAR DADDY WILL, HOW CAN I HANDLE MY GAG REFLEX?

Posted on 11/10/2011 by Daddy Will

In the interest of public and community service I have decided that it’s only proper that I consider including an “ASK DADDY WILL” segment to my blog. I’ll speak with my technical crew about adding a module to my site but until he gets home from work and finds time to do it I’ll just handle it as a blog entry

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WHO YOU GOTTA FUCK TO GET A BOOK SIGNED AROUND HERE?

Posted on 11/8/2011 by Daddy Will

Yesterday morning I was struck with what at the time seemed a brilliant stroke of genius regarding my shameless clamoring for fame and attention. I decided that it would behoove me to write a book, not that I really have anything pertinent or profound to say, simply that it would allow me to go on a book signing tour where I could visit unfamiliar cities and avail myself to the opportunity of sexual encounters with unfamiliar men, hopefully with some adept person taking care of the logistics; arranging my schedule making airline reservations and hotel accommodations, I hate that kind of crap.

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HOW OLD IS TOO OLD?

Posted on 11/4/2011 by Daddy Will

In keeping with the overall theme of this blog which is; trolling online for casual sexual conquests, I thought it wise to take a moment regarding the complicated aspect of age, considering that none of us are getting any younger.

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HEY KIM, CAN I GET THE SALAD SHOOTER BACK??

Posted on 11/1/2011 by Daddy Will in kim kardashian kardashian divorce kardashian wedding wedding gifts kim kardashian kris humphreys divorce

THERE SEEMS TO BE A LOT OF CONCERN OVER THE PROPER PROTOCOL INVOLVED WHEN ONE’S MARRIAGE DOESN’T LAST LONG ENOUGH TO SEND OUT THE THANK YOU CARDS. I’M NOT ONE TO GIVE ADVICE BUT I’M CERTAINLY NOT ABOVE MAKING A SUGGESTION.

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WHAT THIS COUNTRY NEEDS IS A GOOD FIVE-CENT BLOWJOB!

Posted on 10/31/2011 by Daddy Will

Not to make light of the current political and economic situation but a little release would make the stress of poverty and impending foreclosure just a tad easier to cope with, but that’s just my opinion

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I'M HORNY, I DON'T WANNA DANCE!

Posted on 10/30/2011 by Daddy Will

I don’t mean to come across as cynical and jaded, that’s really not the case at all. The fact is that I’m just lazy and lack the energy to go out and look for sex. At 54yo I’ve become incredibly accustomed to, spoiled by and comfortable with the internet as my playground. I admit that it’s not as intimate and romantic as an obscure corner or back room of a dank, sweaty bar but it certainly is convenient and eliminates a lot of the guesswork.

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